Warning: Something that warns or serves to warn, especially a notice or bulletin that alerts the public of an imminent hazard.
Once upon a time, Time went on strike and refused to let Once upon him any longer.
If the die rolls six, start over, else turn the knob to approximately 320° F.
Heated over the turn of events, Jennifer refused to press any charges due to disagreeing she was angry to begin with. She huffed and she puffed and she finished her cigarette.
Amen.
This just in: Two ducks were discovered swimming along Lake Superior, although the debate whether they were real or plastic remains.
Studies show that flipping a coin has a positive effect on uncertainties such as these.
Jennifer inserted the coin, but the gumball machine gave her pencil shavings. Rounding to the nearest tenth, how many grams did Jennifer receive?
Then solve for X.
X marks this spot, whereas I couldn’t care less.
Joyleen (formerly Jennifer) scheduled a doctor’s appointment for the fun of it.
Meanwhile, “tobacco” succeeds “Meanwhile,” followed by “succeeds.”
If the pipe is not a pipe, yield to pedestrians, else hit them over the head with it. Joyleen switched to God mode seconds before the pipe struck her, but the code was entered incorrectly, so she died.
Rest in peace.
The real tragedy is that Joyleen destroyed a child’s card castle on her way down.
Jocelyn will replace Joyleen.
Jocelyn will have the stir-fried shrimp in a spicy Tamari house-recipe sauce.
The terrier tilted his head, having taken only one semester of English. He did note that one and one is too trivial, whereas two and two is for winners.
If we have a tie, a full-Windsor knot is preferred over a half-Windsor.
Our father, who art in heaven, lead Jocelyn away from tempura. Program description: 1,368 treadmiles before her goal. Will she reach for stars or for cheeseburgers?
The opposite of left is right, whereas the opposite of right is wrong.
Jocelyn earned two out of five stars from the critics, so she put them in her pocket. Did she put the stars or the critics in her pocket? Discuss this among the group.
If Jocelyn wins the horse race, take a whisky shot. Else pour her one.
The bartender illegally mixed meta with fiction, spawning meta-fiction. The jury found the defendant guilty of distributing a schedule I controlled language manipulation.
This line has fourteen words, thirteen spaces, twenty five syllables, and no character development.
Jocelyn exits.
The drapes of existence sink down. A new beginning emerges.
In the beginning, there were twelve letters, though perhaps now the spelling has changed.
Ignore the last fragment. These letters only go into envelopes.
Ignore that too due to paper cuts.
In fact, ignore everything from this point back.
Return to sender.