The Bar

A man walks into a bar, but he is blind, so he actually walks into a laundromat. None of the machines work because he is not at the laundromat but in the arms of an angel.

The angel says something but the man hears nothing because the angel is a sofa at a discount factory outlet.

Though furniture cannot speak, she does say,“I’m 50% off!”

The man pulls out a wallet with nothing inside except nutrition. In short, he pulls out a Summer squash.

The produce manager asks if everything is okay, but everything is not okay because produce managers do not scratch at the door to be let out. That is funny though because there are no cats allowed in the bar.