Get your 3 second high-fructose
porn syrup Insta·gram pixel dust
HIT @ today’s Dead See Scrolls.
Then see the all-new RAV4
drive off the Civic Opera House
rooftop and EXPLODE in blue
or pink gender reveal smoke.
Then hear Wagner’s final cymbal
SPLASH & SPLASH over & over
as everything becomes the peak
of Mount Everest.
Or you can swipe left or right,
Your TP Majesty.